Anonymous asked: Yo for the crack character thing obviously you're gonna want to be like high energy when you're high but also really low energy when you're not. You might also want to throw in little stuff, like blink each eye seperately and hold/rub your wrists a lot. Also if there's any heroin scratch your arm a lot like where you would use a needle. Leave your jaw slack most of the time. Hope this helps!

Thanks! That’s really helpful

neyzilla:

jetgreguar:

xibalbadance:

cadyanne94:

Dedicated to all my fellow retail employees

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck retaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaail

Neva’ goin’ back agaiiiiiiiiiiin.

fuckin retail ptsd actin up fierce 

this is sickeningly true fudge retail dude.

So I’ve been cast in my show and I’m playing Skank in the show ‘In Arabia We’d All Be Kings’.

Skank is a drug addict and in general a pretty messed up person. But I have absolutely no experience of drugs or drug taking so if people wouldn’t mind, if you know someone who has taken drugs (Im thinking crack mainly) or you have yourself; What are the effects? What does it do to you?

Heading to Westfield in Stratford today to meet for a little shopping trip with my mum and my nan.

Even if you’re busy and stressing off your tits like I am, there’s always time for family. One day here and there will do nothing but good :)

4 days til my audition…

I need one shakespeare monologue, which I’ve got in my head now so that’s all good

But I also need a contemporary and I haven’t even started looking at it yet.

I’m out all day tomorrow with my mum, so actually there’s 3 days til my audition

And I’m working Saturday night and Sunday afternoon/night which works out as basically a day

So actually I have 2 days til my audition

And that’s really scary

positivelyindecent:

stonzie:

Okay, legit fucking crying.

You bet your elderly testicles I did.

(Source: whendogmetdolphin)

epic-humor:

Oh

(Source: iraffiruse)

Today I say goodbye to my much loved xbox 360, after 6 years of solid entertainment it has finally died. It’s been through a lot, 2 RROD repairs and a lucky escape with a pint of water over the top of it. It’s been good old friend. Thank you

I’ve bought myself a 360 E console so I can still play all my old games and not miss out on the new ones coming to the 360 over the next year.

Today I say goodbye to my much loved xbox 360, after 6 years of solid entertainment it has finally died. It’s been through a lot, 2 RROD repairs and a lucky escape with a pint of water over the top of it. It’s been good old friend. Thank you

I’ve bought myself a 360 E console so I can still play all my old games and not miss out on the new ones coming to the 360 over the next year.

Come into the radio studio and the place is a complete mess…RAGE

What should I do to these new hosts?!

When you make it on the train as the doors are closing

anotherrunaroundthesun:

weirdvintage:

Salvador Dalí walking his anteater in Paris, 1969 (via)

You may be cool, but you’ll never be ‘Salvador Dali walking his pet anteater’ cool


Am I the only one that can see an old RDJ here?

anotherrunaroundthesun:

weirdvintage:

Salvador Dalí walking his anteater in Paris, 1969 (via)

You may be cool, but you’ll never be ‘Salvador Dali walking his pet anteater’ cool

Am I the only one that can see an old RDJ here?

I can’t be bothered to cook tonight…

So I’m going to get an Indian!

"No Peter, you’re a student, you can’t do that"

Hush conscience, I don’t need you now

"But there’s a perfectly good pie and chips in the freezer"

Nope, not listening … Curry tonight!

"You could go to Tesco and get one, it’ll be cheaper?"

Look just shh, I don’t need your logic

Time to start getting to know this play very well…

Time to start getting to know this play very well…

HELLLLPPP

I’ve got a week to learn two monologues for an audition for a part in ‘In Arabia we’d all be Kings’ (cracking play btw)

The two I’ve chosen are Murellus’ speech at the start of Julius Ceasar ‘Wherefore rejoice…’ and the second is Lennys speech in Rumours by Neil Simon.

For Rumours I’ll be giving the american accent a go seeing that ‘In Arabia’ is set in America. New York to be precise.

So yeah, wish me luck!

So I’m tempted to start a vlog…

question is…would ANYONE actually want to watch me document my life?